Wait, am I not supposed to be here?

Damn it! I need new Annie Kim pictures!

One of my friends had her spring break cruise cancelled because it was apparently supposed to be on that ship. That's the only reason I know anything about it.

Not after we were all hypnotized by their AV Club sidebar ads.

I think my favorites of these are always the ones stating very simple facts. I always spend a good amount of time wondering why  "February is a month" needed to be a correction.

I'll tell you what's happening: regionals!

I'm really hoping I have a similar experience, because my first viewing of it was a largely laugh-free affair, which really highlighted by my viewing of an old Always Sunny episode beforehand and the new Archer episode afterward.

My vulva is smoother than a veal cutlet!

@avclub-0ae7484a9f3bbd2a21df420050c032ae:disqus I can accept you calling Sealab your favorite, since it did get pretty normal and predictable toward the end, but overall I hope you'll agree that it's still one of the more terrible shows ever created.

Phrasing. Boom.

Power bottom, if you will.

So, they're images for someone who's sexy and has good taste?

I graded the episode! This is possibly a first for me.

Ugh. That joke was way too on-the-nose. I enjoy meta humor, but have some faith in the audience to get it without underlining it.

This is exactly how I feel, and it makes me want to cry.

I'm trying to base my adult persona on Sterling Archer, but I can't seem to get anyone else on board.

Oh Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.

@avclub-236e42b5af241c85d97910f5c1aa6107:disqus You forgot to say "away" again.

To be fair, @avclub-85d8ce590ad8981ca2c8286f79f59954:disqus, your avatar is a white male.

I will not.