@avclub-2bab7d26a8e7d46e1eba729f2a60a4c4:disqus Did you just insult The Big Lebowski? Well, the general readership of the AV Club will certainly have some words for you. Strong words.

Just make sure you didn't forget about Dre.

What is the point of you?

The internet is slowly ruining John Goodman's bowling-alley freakout from The Big Lebowski by association.

Your commitment knows no bounds. I love it.

@avclub-e2684ea2157a2423b7463536886837b2:disqus Assuming you're a haole, it'll probably be impossible to avoid dirty looks entirely, but Oahu is full of transplants, so you shouldn't really run into any real problems with that plan. I would not recommend wearing a suit, though, since it's generally pretty warm here…

I really want to watch that movie, and I don't know if it's because of or despite Scott Tobias describing it as "hyperbolically stupid."

Long before the Superdome,
Where the Saints of football play,
Lived a city that the damned call home.
Hear their hellish roundelay…

He looks like a cartoon pilot!

Well, what about hiring immigrants?

We could just do that in this thread. I'm a heterosexual male, but I'm still down for a discussion of Jason Momoa or the guy who plays Sayid from Lost.

Oh @avclub-d89b833158f0d9a73fd33bb243fe5786:disqus , you beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby.

Even if you cooked the food yourself, posting it to facebook every goddamn night with some stupid exclamatory caption (Roast duck salad with fennel dressing! Yum!) is a one-way ticket to nobody liking you.

Aren't you supposed to wait until it stops snowing?

There are literally dozens of us.

All of this makes them sound very obnoxious, but Microcastle is a great album, so whatever.

@avclub-e2684ea2157a2423b7463536886837b2:disqus Aloha shirts are considered business casual out here, and no I'm not joking.

Ugh, he would represent Hawaii Kai.

I managed to stop myself. I also avoided sitting on my balls!

Seems to have been happening for a while.