Speak for yourself.

My university's web filters blocked that site as porn. Are you linking us to porn, Catherine?

Scholar only pays a couple thousand. The schools that pay your way will do it for anyone who gets to semifinalist, or at least that's how it was back when I was applying to colleges.

Semifinalist is the only thing that really matters, anyway.

Through the magic of the internet.

I was watching football.

I'd like to thank everyone who helped me get here, specifically @avclub-6aed4a826430eb0cc42a84581f0fd884:disqus, God, and my cat Max.

I have officially personally hurt Dan Harmon. AMA

Wait what happened here?

For you, my friends.

I thought the first one was predictable and the second one was kind of racist. I liked the third one where that one guy just started chewing all the scenery, though.

@avclub-ed3dfcbf667b035f2445303b85dbae01:disqus I once watched all of Shaolin Soccer with no subtitles, and I think I still basically understood the whole thing. Context clues, guys!

Gore Verbinski, on the other hand, is still very much with us.

So say we all!

I refuse to believe any of those things, sir.

So that's why performing the grandmother's eulogy was the final straw for Dave and the quicksand girlfriend.

His adulthood, as well.

Your reasoning is wrong, but your conclusion is correct.

It was, yes.

Don't shatter his innocence.