I have a gun pointed at his head and we're watching Howard the Duck together.

Sometimes people understand things perfectly well, they're just shitty things.

Sam Worthington was a charisma vacuum, and the whole thing made no sense. I loved T3. Sure, it was trashy garbage, but it was trashy garbage by people who seemed to have watched T1 and T2 and liked the same bits of it I did.

I kind of hope that Phil stays there and relies on the jalapeno farm only to discover that Tandy only planted jalapenos.

I like her. I mean, she's fucking crazy, but so's Phil. She has good impulses draped in weird, and Phil has the same. And bad impulses too.

He's too slow and methodical and doesn't seem to have much fire. Although he can bust out some good stuff occasionally, I never really go 'Shit, Orton and X will light up this match'. He can be good, or decent but he's never the one to make a match great. It's always his opponent.

I thought it was a bit bloated, saw it last Saturday. And the action scenes were definitely too jumpcut for me. I couldn't really tell what was going on for about half the fight scenes. Love the dialogue though.