Ron n Fez

By watching UHF.

My father married a pure Cherokee
My mother's people were ashamed of me
The trannies said I was woman by law
The White Man always called me "Masculine Jaw"

Now I have snot all over my monitor (allergies…stupid trees)

I second that…somebody look…please

You don't want any of those apples, Dorothy.

"Can we put this idiotic argument over a fucking sandwich to rest? "

I second the Teena Marie ricin beans, I think she just came out with a new album. Wonder if she's still on Cash Money Records.

Me and Mrs. Jones
Great song to "sang" even if you can't sing.

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

It's vinegar with a hint of dill…at least the Lay's California Dill are.

I don't think so. Dec. 7th or Jun 6th rolls up and it doesn't immediately click. I have to see all the news stories before I remember. It could also be because I'm a self-absorbed bitch, but either way.

Contumacious is a good one.

Clint might have the reach, but Charles has the speed.

It's the reason I still defend Costner as an actor.

Don't like the man's politics
but I like the man. Plus the whole Clint Eastwood v. Spike Lee battle was hilarious.

My gateway
I grew up in Denver in the 80s and saturday afternoons (after saturday morning cartoons, wrestling and a little Bob Ross) they would show Kung Fu Theater.

Cameron doesn't look like he showers enough to be sucking on his balls…I'm just saying.

I agree. First and second time…meh. Waited three years got back on….AHA!

Christopher Guest
Still waiting on Waiting for Guffman.