HE IS THE ONE WHO INVESTS PRUDENTLY!

THAT'S WHAT I KEEP SAYING!

My wife said that she was getting bored of this show as we were watching it last night, so I suggested that we make a different version of it called "Soots."  Soots is about a guild of chimney sweeps where the hot shot sweep hires a new sweeper because he sees himself in the new guy, but learns that he never went to…

::puts on imaginary opera gloves::

All of the werewolf scenes should be replaced with a static shot of a pinecone.  At least that way we'd wonder what the pinecone was thinking, and how it got there.

Not at all.  It's a gorgeous office.  I forget who said it yesterday (or maybe the day before), it's shocking to hear that they did this show on a shoestring budget, 'cause it looks like the most expensive show on TV.

I don't buy DVD/Blu-Rays anymore, except for the Game of Thrones series sets.  If this set has any commentaries / extras, I'd absolutely buy it.

I really thought of it more as a ploy.  I never got the sense that Hannibal was in any danger in that fight.  He was better than Tobias.  Not so much better that the fight would be over soon and he wouldn't get hurt at all, but enough better that 30 seconds into the fight it was clear Hannibal was going to win, it was…

That she did that, and the show didn't play it as anything other than "awww, it's sweet!" is why I immediately shut it off and deleted my season pass for the show.

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@avclub-eb058ced22520c3a8f4e4a6e2fb16403:disqus I agree with a lot of what you've said, but another point that separates the two was written up very well in an article on this site some time ago (I forget exactly when).  Hannibal, for most of its run, did treat death with some gravity.  Killing Hobbes deeply affected…

We've seen the wrong version of the show.  It's called the Following, and it's absolute shit.

Walt Jr.?

PROFESSIONAL choreoanimator, thank you very much.  She did not go to 12 years of choreoanimating school just to be thrown in with the amateurs!

By the end, Walt Jr. will learn that this entire time, the breakfast was really inside him.

Tons of things are completely inaccurate for how law firms / real business works.  My wife had to remind me that it was just a tv show when I started ranting about how there was no way that a senior partner at a law firm would be denied his choice of pen / bran bar.  Also, Managing Partner's kinda a shit job that not…

They'll be obscured by their ridiculous number of pouches.

It was an unnecessary twist.  Talia was ultimately unnecessary.  I don't think it detracts from the film all that much, outside of minimizing Bane by showing that he wasn't actually born in the pit.

The TV Versions:

Two and a Half Men Under a Dome (the other half's outside of the dome)