Knife Party's "Bonfire" in that cold open should really bring this up to an A.

Knife Party's "Bonfire" in that cold open should really bring this up to an A.

Actually, rape is never funny! Of women by men, that is, not the other way around

Actually, rape is never funny! Of women by men, that is, not the other way around

Out of context misquotes aside, I'd like to set aside gender norms temporarily and apologize.

Out of context misquotes aside, I'd like to set aside gender norms temporarily and apologize.

The Olympics only serve to reinforce the hegemonic male power structure.  More womyn need to not only participate but actually rape the male athletes.

The Olympics only serve to reinforce the hegemonic male power structure.  More womyn need to not only participate but actually rape the male athletes.

Wouldn't it be funny if Lisa Kudrow raped, like, 5 chauvinist asshole men right now? Like right now?

Wouldn't it be funny if Lisa Kudrow raped, like, 5 chauvinist asshole men right now? Like right now?

Wouldn't it be funny if Tony Martin had gotten raped by, like, 5 empowered womyn?

Wouldn't it be funny if Tony Martin had gotten raped by, like, 5 empowered womyn?

I love watching strong, empowered wymen play! Wouldn't it be funny if a female athlete raped Michael Phelps like right now?

I love watching strong, empowered wymen play! Wouldn't it be funny if a female athlete raped Michael Phelps like right now?

I would love to be raped by the wymen in Gilmore Girls!

I would love to be raped by the wymen in Gilmore Girls!

That kind of sexist, misogynistic language is despicable.  It'd be funny if those "cunts" raped any guy who makes a comment like this!

That kind of sexist, misogynistic language is despicable.  It'd be funny if those "cunts" raped any guy who makes a comment like this!

Wouldn't it be funny if Aaron Sorkin got raped by, like, 5 empowered women right now? Like right now?

Wouldn't it be funny if Aaron Sorkin got raped by, like, 5 empowered women right now? Like right now?