@wolfmansRazor:disqus  I'll be clerking on the State Court of Appeals in the state my school is in, after that it is up for grabs.  I have friends that are still looking, my understanding is that a lot opens up after passing the bar.

It is one of those books that took me like 3 weeks to read the first 50 pages, and then I burnt through the rest in a couple of days.  Franzen can really get into his privileged-white-self-centered characters' heads, take from that what you may.

I'm about to graduate as well, from LULZ school as I like to refer to it as.  I have finals, but I don't care, so now my pop culture intake is picking back up.

Finished up "Freedom" by Franzen, which was excellent, and went on a date to see Five Year Engagement, which I highly recommend.  Other than that, mostly running and studying.

So how did you enjoy "The Secret of the Fire Nation" and "The Drill"?? Your answer has just lead to more questions.

You kind of have to read between the lines.

I call it television because tv is a nickname and nicknames are for friends and television is no friend of mine.

Jesus, have you never been in the 2 Broke Girls comment section?

What is it about this show that people feel the need to capitalize their sentences?  IS THIS AN IMPORTANT PIECE OF TELEVISION PROGRAMMING?

THERE AREN'T ANY 
QUADRIPLEGIC BISEXUAL ESKIMO MIDGETS ON THIS SHOW BECAUSE YOU AREN'T WATCHING MY DOWNLOADED PORNOGRAPHY. DUMMY.

Boys, boys, boys, calm down now, you are BOTH the prettiest bell of the ball.

An Ask Tom Hanks search engine would be fantastic.  I feel like every story would end with some sort of monologue about WW2 or the Space Program.

Yeah, I have a friend in "Brave New Workshop" who claims it is the oldest one.  I will put no work into checking out this story myself though.

One of my favorite episodes.  "How did we not see that he was a Nazi before?"

I will not be watching this: I am still pissed at him for making me believe that he had a time machine.

Just admit it @avclub-16db446cafb1ffb1466e71eaf97a4f49:disqus ,you don't remember your wife's name.

Doesn't seem to have hurt Volkswagen…

My understanding is that it was originally "Cat Piss" but the author changed it last second because it didn't demo well.

It is impossible for somebody to not have heard of Running Man.  IMPOSSIBLE.

What kind of idiot uses 1234 as their password?