So true. People who understand depression know that nobody gives a shit about depression. And there's no point telling anybody about depression, because it's not like they could do anything even if they did give a shit. Which they fucking don't.

The A. V. Club
No Need to be a Dick

Nah that was Peter, but in fairness to him he was baked and couldn't remember shit.

He's playing his big hit "Jesus Baby"

Sadly, my grandparents could never afford their own Jesus.

She was a slut, but that bitch was never easy…

It's the dreaded F#uckyou chord. Paired with the B♭itchslap, it's a quite common chord progression in angry, aggressive music styles.

To paraphrase Stephen Stills:
"Jesus gave love away for free / because he was a beardo like me."

You learned it from Paul's first letter to the Hebephiles, right?

You're right Scrawler. Surfing pron at work is one thing, but looking up shit in the Bible? No way. I work for the government for Chrissakes.

Awww shit, man. Growing up in Matamoros they always told us it stood for Hector-Ramirez.

That's not Jesus man. That's clearly Berry Oakley.

Lionel Essrog
Liable Guesscog
Final Escrow
Ironic Pissclam:

As is said so eloquently below by mr. cock: "EAT ME BAILEY!"

Perfect post!!

I liked Chronic City (see above) and loved You Don't Love Me Yet. Both were meditations on the alchemy of the creative process. The Perkus Tooth character was a little heavy-handed as a symbol for Lethem's muse, but YDLMY was utterly endearing. It was slight, yes, but that made it for me - it got in then got out clean…

I think that was partly the reaction Lethem was going for. Perkus Tooth was so intensely dislikable, it couldn't have been an accident. And all his hipster bullshit was sooo bullshitty (though I loved that such a douche was employed writing liner notes for Criterion). I took the whole thing as a very dark satire and…

George Clooney is Joey Castle. Hell, he's practically a talking kangaroo tough guy right now.

He should add kangaroo wiseguys and hard-drinikng psychopathic babies while he's at it.

Born on the Fourth of COCK SUCKING