I always said she looked like a great dame.

That wouldn't be so bad if he didn't follow that up by doing things.

Well, to be fair, Martin Sheen got drunk as fuck and travelled all the way up a river in the jungle to kill him.

I thought he meant "Frank Oz does not live in a drama fort."

Sometimes I feel….sometimes I feel…like I've been tied to the whipping post.

Your local newspaper's film critic was apparently chasing the dragon.

I should've known that bastard Aardvark Ratfuck would shit all over one of my favorite books. Where's Stupor Duck when you need him?

You're gonna love Fatherless Queens then.

Making it a period piece isn't a dealbreaker. But any adaptation that makes Lionel a "brilliant private detective" is no longer making Motherless Brooklyn. His virtual helplessness is both the point and the heart of the story.

Leaves of Ass?

You gotta be moving in stereo to truly appreciate that scene.

That's us! The Gool Old Blues Brothers Boys Band.

The life of a repo man is always in tents!

Except that the Bow Tie Wearing Nazis were actually well known for wearing bow ties.

Thought that was Allroy.

It's funny Warren I was just thinking he was a dead ringer for Kemper Boyd, but Dwight Holly's probably closer given his increasingly overt sympathies.

The theme song, of course, being "Tighten Up" by Archie Bell and the Drells. Music to mow down the underclasses by.

Who is, apparently, Pete Bondurant.

You think gang bangs are your ally? You merely go to gang bangs. Tom Hardy was born in one…molded by it. He didn't see a covered asshole until he was a man.

It's Jimmy godammit!