I believe it was "ole jive turkey ain't got no sense nohow."

Point well taken. I think we both agree that The Last Boyscout, while over the top, is at the same time not as ludicrous a representation of the NFL as it might seem at first blush.

The lesson? Choosing UF always works out for the best.

Whatever. I think we all understand the trendy/hip music reviewer grading law:

Mac Davis was great, but Ronnie Milsap would've been better.

Of all the movies listed the two I have the clearest memories of are TDKR and Gus. Thirty-eight years later and that shit's still up there with The Apple Dumpling Gang, Escape to Witch Mountain and Sasquatch: The Legend of Bigfoot.

Nice catch! Though when I saw One Crazy Summer I said, "Hey! It's the guy from Gus!"

Fuck yeah Gus. Saw it in the theater when I was ten. I still say "Oyich!" when I kick fieldgoals. I persist in believing that "oyich" is good for another good five yards.

I thought Pa Walton worked as a drunk lounge singer on the side to make extra money for the sawmill.

Lucas wouldn't have made it halfway to Mt. Doom.

Rudy: The heartwarming story of a Jamaican gangster who finds unexpected football success playing football for the pope.

I prefer the one about the star receiver who led his pregnant girlfriend into the middle of nowhere where a guy he had hired shot her whenceupon he drove away and left her to die, causing the son he tried to kill to be born with cerebral palsy, a child whom he immediately sued for custody of.

Which means that today it would have the same graphics but all your favorite features would hve been removed one year at a time. Unless the mutants sued the MFL.

Those of us who actually played football laugh, because…because…I want some eggs. And some sausage. I like sausage.

Dexter Riley forever!

Billy Ocean for Carribean Queen!

On a bit of a side note: isn't the dustbin of history getting a bit full by now? And if not, who's emptying it? And where do they dump it?

Or the episode of What's Happening? where Dewayne makes all that money betting on NFL teams with the coolest looking helmets.

His brother Bruce Bane was born into the darkness on the edge of town.

So your friends started following Tebow when he was two?