Yes. You can also lead a horse to water, but only Tim Tebow can make him drink.

Ironically enough, life actually is a bitch…

I liked her in Stardust…

Me, I'd just go for Lucy with the huge pussy. Me and Sonny got a lot in common if you know what I mean.

You know, I was really disappointed when I found out the poontang didn't taste anything like Tang. I fucking love Tang.

No way our game got you THE DRUNKEST. It was called "Everybody Drink, Keep Going, What're You Stopping For You Pussy" There was only one turn and everybody lost.

I would love to go to an Obessessive Competitive Swimming competition. I assume it involves swimming until you drown?

porn/porn porn is my new favorite kind of porn.

Oreos make a wonderful snack
They make my lips go smicky smack
But the thing about this cookie crack
That all the other confections lack
Is how the day after you eat a stack
They magically turn your shit to black

Oh, Hamm's is a beer…I thought John Hamm sprayed all over him.

Navelgaze is one of my favorite genres.

German, are you?

Mine were kept in meticulous order (around 2,500 or so) until The Toddler Incident. My two-year old daughter saw me filing some CDs…and the next day I came across her standing in a pile of CDs above her knees. When she saw me she burst into a huge grin and said said, "Look Daddy, I helping!" I never had the time to…

Buzz brings up a great point. The quality of joints has fallen precipitously since the demise of gatefold/double albums. They all just fall apart these days. It's the Butterfly Effect all over again. One day you're buying your first CD and the next day you're insufficiently high with pinhole burns all over your pants.

Apparently he needed a big coaster.

I think I'm actually in half those bands… Man I gotta cut down on the acid.

Say it isn't so…

Why would he buy what he already owned?

Gotta give a shout out for The Exploding Hearts. Guitar Romantic absolutely rocks! Such a great album. So full of shaggy, sloppy energy…but knowing most of the band died on the way home from a CD release party gives it a weirdly beautiful poignance

He's the brother of her father's younger half? Man that book's weird.