Gash.0?

Lego is Danish for "toy extortion"

It's actually a simplification of a Taylor polynomial where Tragedy approaches Comedy over Time. Patton dumbed it down in his efforts to break out of the math geek ghetto.

So then (Comedy-Tragedy)/Time=1, right?

God made torrent for this reason. Like when you can't for some bizarre reason get any of the Kink's early albums digitally, what do you do?

Pop music is a poor example because poop radio was never a meritocracy. One word: payola. Read Tommy Shaw's account of how Styx finally started getting radio play after he joined the band.

Dude I know right?

A. A. Dowd gave this post a C+

It was his finest hour. Who am I to judge?"
- Pope Francis

He's primarily a writer and his standup reflects that. His stuff is rarely a laff-a-minute yuckfest, but take him on his own terms and he can be amazing.

Eh. I'd happily watch bad Patton Oswalt knowing that it'll at least challenge me intellectually and throw me some chuckles. And when he's on nobody can touch him but Louis C.K.

He can fall way short of Werewolves and Lollipops and still be damn funny. Most comedians would give their left nut just to have come up with "failure pile in a sadness bowl."

Why is there a picture of Susanna Hoffs at the top of the article?

Agreed. Her Twin Peaks are why she gets a lifetime salute from Mr. Happy.

That's it! We need a mashup of Flowers in the Attic and that issue of Sandman with the two dead boys hanging out in the attic.

Whorian Gray?

I like cornedbeefhashtags.

Which lead to Unplannedtagenets. Which caused no ends of trouble.

She half-slept with her uncle? Or she only had half an uncle?

She's a robot. A sexy, crazy robot.