Flowers in the Closet?

Ah yes, interrobanging.

"They're closing Wahlburgers?!?!"

She was a super girl.

You ain't really lived until you had yourself some nurse cooder.

$5

I got my penis stuck in a bottle for this?

Charles Nelson Reilly?

Just for clarification Linc, are you suggesting setting an adaptation of Flowers in the Attic in an attic is a bad idea?

I don't know whether she'd be good in bed, but she looked damn good on a couch.

IsTooMississippi

Alan Hale, man. Alan Fucking Hale.

Gigner is clearly the type that would leave your bank account empty and your balls full. Whereas Mary Ann was clearly the type who would cook you dinner, do the dishes and still worry that she's not working hard enough to satisfy you sexually.

It was Master Baiter's Monthly. ElDan's got a thing for fish with big gills.

I just remember she was married to James Brolin. Can you imagine going from Bailey Quarters to Barbara Fucking MegaStreisand? Where's Robert Smith when you need him?

As a little guy, I liked plot repetition.

Fuck yeah for Tales of the Gold Monkey!

More like Candye Kane.

Satan went to school with Lenny Kravitz?

I get what you're saying: as far as acting talent goes Tina Louise sure was good lookin'.