-5 to gag reflex!

Fuck yeah. Everyday at 3:30 on WCJB. You had to dial it in using the clear dial behind the channel changer and then jam a folded-up church bulletin in behind it or that fucker would drift and you'd feel like you were slowly going blind.

I'm 47 and I know every word to the preamble to the Constitution because of Schoolhouse Rock and Carmen's greatest hits because of Gillian's Island ("do not forget/pay all your rent").

Roy Hinkley, B.S., M.A., Ph.D!

I would like to see a movie of the little discussed indigene genocide that clearly happened in the interregnum between the sinking of the Minnow and the events depicted in the series.

Dude, you'thinking of The Mosquitos. Bingo, Bango, Bongo and Irving.

Rocky Road?

I know the tall one is the one that got all the attention and everbody fawned over and everything, but I always thought everbody had it backwards. I always the Skipper was the hot one.

It's good, but it's no House Party 2.

Tuesday Weld achieved immortality as the cover of Girlfriend.

Buttermaker and Buford Pusser together! What more do you need?

He just hit the "fuck it where's my check" phase of his career much more quickly than DeNiro. Apparently being the poor man's Bruno Kirby was fine with Jim.

Fuck all that crap and focus on the true classics. Give Band of the Hand it's long overdue Criterion release!

I know I'm weird, but I never dream in citrus.

Sonny's problem is he's a hothead.

Agreed (full disclosure: I'm one of the few who still love and defend Human Touch).


*runs for cover*

By all means (though I must express my frustration with Bruce for never answering any of my letters asking if the Chicken Man was in his house when it was blown up or if there were two separate explosions)!

C'mon…who could be scared of Chaka?

But writers who write to be successful at fucking rock!

"If you can hold your breath that long, who am I to judge?"
- Pope Francis