WRONG! ELEANOR!

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I just read that she's Stewart and Miles Copeland's step-cousin (her mom married his uncle when she was in high school). She was dating his brother Ian when that video was made. And now you know the rest of the story…

This was really my point. He's still operating at a very high level all things considered. But he ain't producing another Darkness or River. And I wish I could stop wanting him to.

And that's what we look for these days out of Bruce: an album with some very good songs and hopefully no "57 Channels." And I'm happy to have those, don't get me wrong. It's just a long way from having your life changed by a new Bruce album.

Bruce Springsteen and the Shocking Pinks?

Hopefully he was referring to the record.

Let's be real. We love him so much we don't want to admit it to ourselves but The Promise bashed us all over the head with a huge sledgehammer just how far The Boss has slipped.

I'm the nightwatchman. I am security. I'm the nightwatchman. How safe do you wanna be?

He tried to change, he got a job in sales. He bought a shirt uptown in Bloomindales. No matter what he do, you know it's true. Guy Incognito ain't good enough for you.

I was not born to live to die and you were not born for Queenin'.

There's machines and there's fire, baby, waitin' on the edge of town.

Your Chelsea suicide with no apparent motive. You could laugh and cry in a single sound.

Hey Gunnerman that's quicksand. That's quicksand that ain't mud. Did you throw your senses to the war…or did you lose 'em in the flood?

There's so much we could learn from deformed rabbits if only we would listen.

The dearth of porn that can be read in public. Doesn't have to be good. Just has to exist.

Godwinned? Is that the literary equivalent of Clemsoning?

That's going to really cut into my masturbation schedule.

Oooh…nice try. The correct answer is Writing Tools: 50 Essential Strageties for Every Writer by Roy Peter Clark.

Maybe the fish has a secret agent.