"Does anybody need another self-righteous rock singer
whose nose he says has led him straight to God?"

Dude. You know you should LouReed off before you come in here, right?

Don't think about Greendale. Think Time Fades Away and let Greendale fade into the bad dream we all insist is was…

OK…I'll pretend I didn't hear the Lou Rawls crack.

"Just like these redneck lunatics I see at the local bar with their tribe of mutant inbred piglets with cloven hooves."

Amen! Dude could rap and write the quintessential 80s song: "Warthog."

There's a girl from SoHo with a t-shirt that says "I blow"

Glitter!

I thought it was The Simpsons meets The English Patient?

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen is #1

Picture caption:
Chen: "Why does my head have such a weird shape???"
Reeves: "Sorry, dude, I don't know."

If "stone faced" Keanu Reeves were to become a "rock ribbed" Republican who admitted he has feet of clay, he could be a Golem!

Wushu vs. Bunshu

槍不會殺人。人才會殺人

你们自己吃蛋糕

And may I take this opportunity to emphasize that there is no cannibalism in the British Navy. Absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit, but all new recruits are
warned that if they wake up in the morning and find any toothmarks at all anywhere on their…

Well it was too cold for parboiling…

This movie, you'll notice, was not directed by Richard Donner. The family shame is still too much for him to deal with.

That's just nuts.

Assholes?? Ugh…I though it was calamari.