But the sequel didn't have nearly the marketing push the first had. The commercials for the first one were all over TV for a few weeks.

Don't forget, your past is our future…so you'll get it in about 30 years. And you'll laugh your sharp, spiky ass off.

And they had multiple sons…

"A Song of Ass and Pliers" maybe? For the BDSM crowd?

Game of Shitdicks

they missed a nut…

Incest is only popular with people who have really hot family members…

Don't sell yourself short @HobbesMkii:disqus you're a terrible nerd.

13 is a legal age of consent in several states (Ohio, Pennsylvania, et. al.) as long as the guy has not turned 18.

Translation: Having sex with 13 year olds has always been, in some fashion, socially acceptable.

Eh. Sounds like a Huey Lewis song.

So it worked!

Is getting boned in the book legal at any age?

It's vital to remember that it was heavily contextual within the understanding that the Dothraki were basically Mongols and a 13 year old bride was entirely consistent with their traditions.

Uhhh, yeah…I farted on you when you put banana peppers in the Wheaties…

La-Bibbi-da-Bibba-Dum!

I'm pretty sure that's from this version. I remember the commercials for this when it came out (I was eight). My best friend and I wanted to see it soooooo bad…

That's the "slutty" clan (Cyrus).

So you're implying she's Tim's daughter?

Can't we all stop pretending the Harry Potter books were good? I've read a lot of fantasy/sci-fi and those books don't remotely compare to stuff like Earthsea, Prydain, or Dark is Rising books to name a few.
Or maybe that's the problem? If YA fantasy and sci-fi is all shooting to be as good as Rowling's books, then it…