To be completely correct, this won the Rosy Palm D'or.

I get frightfully busy every weekday morning with my kids.

That's right…forgot it was a Dowdie review. He probably didn't even like Shaving Ryan's Privates.

I just thought you were going to make a point beyond the equivalent of "water is awfully wet."

How many tea wrecks has your mom been in Kyle?

Bad Gandpa: Electric Hip Replacement

Thank you for proving my point for me.

How does a movie with a 10-minute graphic sex scene not get an A+?

And your point is…?

So she could give me a bath and get me pretty loaded on gin.

Poe and Holmes were two of my touchstones as a kid, too. Though I was more fond of Poe's poetry (he's still one of my top 10 poets).

…and so well read!

I wish I had a Sylvia Plath…

…and kidneys.

…with eel.

Not just eel… Eel from the Thames River.


[SHUDDER]

Nope. But he did write "Benny and the Jets."

Federal Cable Cops

Fuck yeah.

"Jackass Presents" makes me think of Christmas at my Father-in-Law's.