Phipps writes all her reviews anyway.

I hate it when I get potholed while I'm diving!

Please, we refer to him as "ToDa" now.

Thank you for that concise assessment. Although to be fair, The Bishop always has the last say in how much I like any ScarJo movie.

And if it is, how does it get better than an F?

But…Duckman fucking ruled. So there was that.

Hey kids watch this movie about an attractive lummox who could play hide the sausage all day but instead decides to slap the salami all night!

So you're pointing out how impressive it is that he's done better than that Corky kid from Life Goes On when Corky had, like 20 IQ points on him?

I thought it played with our expectations that someone who's retarded could never be the boss.

I'd want an entire division made up of one man:

Agreed. I just went a got a pair of scissors.

@avclub-62812d8eb06386505986efff8b5e43ac:disqus is right. Atlanta has now grown to the point it takes up most of the South.

Nope. I'm stuck in Tallahassee (now, talk about a fucking shit hole).

South Dakota has an arena made out of corn. That's all a state really needs.

So you're saying you're Patterson Hood?

Great, great soul singer and songwriter. Guys like him and O. V. Wright ("Nickle and a Nail") really need to be heard by a lot more people.

I just want to go on record @twitter-499832989:disqus that if I ever had a steel dildo, I would not throw it at Mssr. T. Nelson. I would hold on to it because it's a fucking steel dildo for chrissakes.

In French "ingenue" means "fuckpig"

Most humans don't go through a forties that looks like that.

The reverse Porky of course being the Ykrop (pronounced "Lilo").