Torches and pitchforks!!

C'mon guys, let's take a step back and marvel at the irony that Robert Reich is tortured by Fair banks. Whodathunkit??

For the record: Florida is a shithole (btw, that's pronounced shit-hole, not shi-thole). Alabama is just developmentally delayed in its growth into an adult state.

OK, but let's not pretend that Hfuhruhurrland is some kind of fucking paradise.

As an eighth-generation native of Huntsville/Marshall County I appreciate your generosity.

It's Dosh, B'Gosh!

No…I think he's talking about Chris Dosh. The Dasketball player.

And real people with real barns know a barn jacket is any jacket that's not nice enough any more to wear to places other than the barn.

Strangely, they didn't do anything for Dune.

It's really hard for me to muster any kind of feelings about Romanian Communists.

You don't like the best of the bunch?

Uh appreantly they just posted an apology on their website:

Judging by their sound, they're doing the party because they're hugely, monstrously baked and someone promised them free cake and Cheetos.

Holy shit I just Googled her and I have to chage that to, "If you're listening to it and it's really sappy and stupid and has huge tits it's Charlotte Chvrch's."

Who's gonna let me pay whatever the fuck I have to to see another season of Sherlock??

You know what they say:

Hodgman's way out of Long's league. He's actually entertaining.

Why are Breaking Bad fans mad at Chris Martin's kid?? He's what 10?

If you play it at a normal volume it's Chvrches.

You people are bound and determined to rob me of my smug superiority, aren't you?