My takeaway from @avclub-0592cd603d4801529227f55223d0d612:disqus 's post:

Hello? Exactly!

When's Shaka Smart gonna make a movie?

That's sorta like the ending to A Scanner Darkly…

If you're a girl, please say yes!!

No @avclub-ef1d606eabf8588f1c1f00b2ce34558a:disqus he's looking for snuff films.

Don't look now…but it's that guy.

When Thomas Pynchon makes a movie.

whazzzat??

Warthog!

Orange mocca frappacino?
Orange mocca frappacino?

Zwan:  "the sound made by a large, weirdly effeminate man hitting the wrong key on his keyboard and settling for a stupid band name."

You know what's a good moive? Killer Klowns from Outer Space.

"Dawe" is the sound mouth-breating cretins make when seeing something endearing.

8. 12 Squishy Things I Found in the Dark

Indeed an Outer Qwghlmish Qunt.

Hell, even Buzzfeed's better than Buzzfeed.

Yeah, Dee Dee doesn't count. He actually forgot his real last name.

@avclub-3c23902822283144c09d87f123545c87:disqus is right. From Webster's:

You know, spelled backwards they're Wow Wow Wob.