I've always been a Faith + 1 fan.

I thought Gunny was the hero of Grenada?

"Bright Lights, Big City" is - and will always be - a stone classic Jimmy Reed song. When I saw some whitebread had taken that name for a book, I knew I wasn't gonna read it. Didn't read his follow-up "Baby, What You Want Me to Do?" either.

Like the use of the qualifier "actual" in that post @Dloburns:disqus .

No he was the second Becky.

Ahhh…1985 Gainesville…ten thousand fat Fort Lauderdale Jewish girls celebrating gay male sex by wearing knee length "RELAX" t-shirts.

The real Shitty Beatles actually fucking rock (as all Gainesville bands do - right Tom, er, Laura Jane?).

To quote Scotland Yard's investigation into the Hillsborough Disaster: "Who gives a shit? They're from Liverpool."

I dunno…that dude's hair looked like he had a giant albatross on his head. Does that count?

I certainly do love George W. Bush's version of "Sunday Bloody Sunday"

Eddie Van Halen is not a talent. He's the guitar version of David Sanborn.

Someone older than me! Hooray!

Haaaaawwwwwww…the ghost of Jerry Clower is gonna be on the AV Club ass like 14 Ledbetters for awardin' Rodney Dangerfield the coveted title of "Corniest Man in America 1983."

You want inessential 1983? Try Planet P Project and their spectacularly bland eponymous first album: Planet P. "Why Me?" indeed.

Time has been good to those records because Nelson Riddle was the shit.

"Better than Abacab" = "Smells better than dogshit"

Yeah, in what universe is Joe Walsh "great?" He's frankly a shitty guitarist and even his best songs suck.

Respect. Always.

60s:  maracas/sitar/french horn/theremin

Combien du temps?