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Vince Neil is a Stu.

Good point. But in counterpoint:  Shatner's version of "Common People" is eight kinds of awesome.

"Too Shy"

It "blows?" Man that hurts my feelings. This song was the theme to my prom.

I'd take The Alarm's first EP and Aztec Camera's High Land, Hard Rain not to Stevie Ray Vaughn playing dirty pool with "Texas Flood" and, what's that over there? Why it's only Ronnie James Dio coming to rock your face off with "Holy Diver"!!

I'll take "Haircut 100" for a thousand Alex.

But sung in some kind of netherworld devil language by Klaus Meine.

Steve Stevens is the rock Pete Anderson. Seriously.

I did lots of acid in the 80s too @persia2:disqus .

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Don't sweat it babe. Just read some murder books and to stay hip.

Bullshit. He was great as Iceman. He took that role because he hated Tom Cruise after Cruise refused to lip synch to "Hot in the City" in his underwear in Legend.

Credibility = shitty sales.

Yes but Billy's contacts were fused to his eyes during the filming of the rocking video (fire & shit!!) which was shot in 1983.

But chicks sing that line, so you know it's high class.

Steve Stevens is a Steve.

White Lion makes Lion Eyes sound like Lion Ass Btich.

I dunno…"Boogie In Your Butt" is pretty damn bad.

It's more fun as "Clemson & Clover." Same way INXS' "Suicide Blonde" is more fun as "Soup & Salad Bar."

It's Mony Mony dammit! I know because I once worked with a member of The Royal Guardsmen (of "Snoopy Vs. the Red Baron" fame) and he told me about touring with Tommy James &The Shondells (see also "I Think We're Alone Now" and "Clemson & Clover"), so it's like I'm practically a Shondell.