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Oh my God it's like ear poison.

Wait…wait…we're not talking about the "Who's Behind the Door" band are we?? OMG they were terrible. I got that first album as a cut out (look it up kids) and it's almost as bad as "Allied Forces" and "Reach the Beach." I saw them open for Joan Jett and is was just awful.

Molly Hatchet did "Flirtin with Disaster." Lifetime pass. Y'all damn sure know what I mean.

I wanna hear how @avclub-920530cb8744c679e3a2ece84f1d5ce4:disqus  came to be in a drummer.

I think De gustibus non disputandum est means "You can't puke up what you didn't eat in the first place."

"I actually really liked his writing for the most part at the AV Club, but since he went to Grantland his articles have went in the toilet."

@avclub-33807fbc68d335db8080d3c10cb78822:disqus  Rush wasn't easy to ignore in the early 80s but they were hard to hate since Triumph showed us how grating Rush would sound if they had been truly terrible.

I have a wife and two teenaged daughters. Three screaming females is not something I have to leave the house to see.

And what the "Tube Snake Boogie" is. Not to mention the transportational advantages of beauticians.

Threesomes always end up in a pussy riot.

Dworkin? Every one knows he went mad when the pattern was damaged.

Unless that horn section is Earth Wind and Fire's. "In the Stone" beeotch.

And Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers prove how sublime a quintet can be, when that fifth member is as talented as Benmont Tench.

Don Drummond and the Skatalites or GTFO.

Why don't you tell the mirror in the bathroom or just save it for later @avclub-776e9111d31a090979dd9fc5f382651c:disqus .

And I can't listen to "Moving in Stereo" without a chubb.

What Welles actually said was, "I will promote no movie before it's time."

Counterpoint:  In American History X he deserved more screentime. Let's not forget that he is, when in the mood, an incredible actor.

FWIW, I meant that with tounge firmly in cheek in that DHP seems as cool as Grammar is uptight and ego driven. I've never read anything about any friction amongst the cast.

Can't like that comment enough @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus . A nearly perfect movie that I watch a couple times a year. Alone. It's embarassing that after watching it prolly 50 times it still makes me cry like a baby every time.