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Donkey donkey!

Shitfire, in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee they got 5D movies.

Crispin Glover is not human and does not count.

Don't ever ever ever use the words "Miami" and "Gators" together again.

And as we know now, the Mr. Fusion is too underpowered to drive a flux capacitor. He would have to upgrade to the Mr. Wormhole.

I accidently Googled Leonardo DiCaprio Rocket Boobs. My browser crashed.

I heard he died from the spider eggs in Bubble Yum.

At the end of the first BTTF, I was like, "let's go get drunk!" Because I was 19 in 1985 and that's what I did after everything.

The Multiverse is as comfortable with worlds that are fun to look at and play around in as it is with ones that require a rigid adherence to logic and consistency.

It's actually a question of time vs. timelines. Or more exactly, time travel vs. timeline travel.

John L. Sullivan v. Thomas Sullivan Magnum

I just furtively masturbate.

But David has fancy plans. And pants to match!

Yes. He alludes to that in the Sondheim birthday special. In which he was terrific. He's a born song and dance man. A hugely talented guy who seems genuinely cool.

I would argue the entire list would have been improved by adding Mr. Goss and Mr. Subby.

Combine 'em:  Rimboy!

There's a great documentary out there about the making of the movie The Edge. It's basically how to start with a great David Mamet script and have the producer, the studio and cruel fate (well and Alec Baldwin) ruin it. It does a great job of showing how people who care about the movie were just powerless to stop it

Penelope Ann Miller was smoking hot in every movie she was in. mmm…Penelope in Carlito's Way

You know what really encourages promiscuity? Boners.

C'mon @avclub-d72f705337e5adcf7e33ec0381c5f5b2:disqus that's like saying you wouldn't ride a beautiful Ducati because it tried to pass itself off as a nuclear reactor and embarassed itself and insulted the intelligence of everyone around it. Because at the end of the day, it's still a hell of a bike.