I think they have to. Two weeks ago I took the family whitewater rafting on the Ocoee river. I swear to fucking God our river guide was Jeff Daniels.

The vaccine controversy apparently started when Jenny McCarthy noticed that the liquid in the syringe was the same color as autism.

So Michael Jordan is behind all this???

Alls I know is reverse cowgirl is the morally supine position.

Fuck Jenny McCarthy. It's the one thing she knows something about.

Across the Universe: Turn On the Dark

Stars on 45?

I remember back when gays were felching with Coors.

Red meat not have as much arsenic as rice.

Drink a bottle of bourbon and then go there immediately. Ignore all sham menu offerings that come after the #1 (original chicken sandwich). Order 14 #1s. Proceed to consume them all at the counter. Puke in the parking lot. Repeat.*

Chik-Fil-A sandwiches trump all politics. They are a universal good.

It's not alcoholism if you never try to hide it.

You realize that if you have to drink to feel happy, there are millions of trained professionals all over the world waiting to make you very happy.

Dirty old men know.

I had to re-read that. I thought you said you saw it with a Japanese cat.

Taht's an easy one. It's the guy who, for some reason, I always pictured in my head while reading Blood Meridian:  Peter Garrett.

It's a great book and it covers how so many incredibly vibrant music scenes (punk, proto hip hop, loft jaz, minimalisism, salsa and disco) were developing in NYC at the same time, seemingly independent of each other. While a tremendous stroy in its own right, Hermes' conceit is that they were cross-pollinating in many…

The Underworld trilogy badly needs a GoT treatment (with Archie Bell and the Drells' "Tighten Up" as the theme). It should be an easy sell, with the Kennedys and J. Edgar so prominent. Throw in the Mad Men setting but with Don Draper and Roger Sterling as dapper psychopaths and it markets itself.

I read an interview a couple of months ago promising a lot more uptempo songs on this one. Apparently they wrote a lot of songs for the last one, and much like Darkness on the Edge of Town picked only the ones that fit the overall mood they were going for on The Carpenter. This album is coming so fast because Rubin…

Doucheycanoe and Tyler too!