You gotta admit it, "Also, Jennifer Aniston" is a pretty ironclad fucking argument.

Alex Chilton on whatever he was on when he was "re-recording" "Kizza Me?"

…I'm pretty sure we are saying what we will.

I'm disgusted that Queen's drummer would say this. We all know he's already 60. But it does explain "Fun It" I guess.

you know what would be weird?

"Partflop"

mmmm…tastes like children.

That describes every conversation I had in seventh grade.

Fat cosplay girls?

"[F]amily fantasy-action movie that came out three years ago that nobody saw"

Combustus Crucifixo!

Crabbe and Goyle were pretty protoypical queens.

She didn't go anywhere with Longbottom's heroin addiction either. Or Luna Lovegood's sex addiction driving her to turning tricks on Diagon Alley…

it was a shark.

Back in the day that owl was the bee's knees.

Percy Jackson & The Virgin Naval Aviators: Cockpits Full of Bloody Seamen

But a Percy Jackson could never do "True Love Travels on a Gravel Road" justice. That takes a Sledge.

Change the movie to "Arthur" and the song to "Victoria" and I agree wholeheartedly.

That's why I'm waiting for Percy Harvin: Sea of Shitty Quarterbacks.

Sorry but all of our Maupins are Armistead-free.