Chip Kelly was hired by The Iggles.

Steely Dawes

No apostrophe on the Doolin. Doolin-Dalton was the name of the outlaw gang. Named for the Dalton brothers and Bill Doolin. When I was a kid I thought it was Duelin' Dalton, but an American History minor later…

Fuck David Crosby.

Back in the day, we were never exposed to their personalities. They could have been autistic for all we knew. We just had the music. There's a lot to be said for that.

The entire story of Frey and Henley's relationship:

I've probably heard it at least 200 times on the radio. However, 198 of those times were between 1979 and 1984.

"Those Shoes?" How the hell is "The Greeks Don't Want No Freaks" not on there??

I always took it as a joke. I mean I guy who worships the country-inflected pop of Creedence is unlikely to hate the Eagles. Maybe not like, but hate? I think it spoke to The Dude's shallowness.

You some kinda commanist?

Don't think many modern commercial country music acts have much control over their sound.

Wow, that's really overstating the quality of modern commercial country music.

No offense but I'm never going to follow David Crosby's advice about anything.

He was in Black Snake Moan. Black Snake Moan required Christina Ricci to spend half the movie nekkid. Hence, I like JT because I associate him with Christina Ricci's boobies.

Then try sarcasm. When subtly applied narcissistic, self-involved, attention-whoring drama queen types miss it completely. Won't change anything, but it will feel like a small victory.

In that case my middle name and + street = Hugecock Gonnafuckerr-Reallygood

Willie Poker

Hugh G. Pole

I always liked "Hillary Muff"

Gay native american porn. It's a niche.