I loved any band Christgau hated as a matter of principle.

Hell yeah, James Taylor was punk. How do you get more punk than a junkie singing "A Junkie's Lament?"

Back in the 70s the Eagles really sounded different from much of what was being played on the radio. When one of their songs came on, your ears pricked because it was such a change of pace. I have often wondered whether people who didn't grow up with the Eagles omnipresent on the radio could ever appreciate them like…

Well, you've never really heard the Eagles @avclub-b3a2a8592133a41f00f271712390f206:disqus . And by that I mean that you've never truly heard the Eagles until you've heard "Tequila Sunrise" being sung by two Vietnamese teenager buskers on a tiny plaza on the side of Montmartre. Then it'll click for you.

Hard to beat "The Last Worthless Evening"

I would like to point out that both Don Felder and Bernie Leadon are from Gainesville (Tom Leadon wa/is in Mudcrutch with Petty). In high school at Gainesville High, Bernie replaced fellow Purple Hurricane Stephen Stills in The Maundy Quintet.

Is it safe?

I respect her work in Playboy.

Just stay away from the Snyder's (of Hanover) Hot Buffalo Wing Pretzel Pieces. Fuck but those things are evil! Open a bag and you are literally compelled to consume the entire thing. I blame Snyder's Whore James Roday.

Jerry? Jerry O'Connell? Everybody should go to Comic-Con with Jerry O'Connell at least once in their life.

Good God is right. Gillian Anderson is amazing. Virginia Madsen in The Hot Spot amazing.

I thought his name was Guy Buttersnaps?

Grant Green - Idle Moments
The Magic Numbers - Undecided
Bobby "Blue" Bland - It Ain't the Real Thing
Mahalia Jackson - Didn't It Rain
The Mayflies USA - Baby's Got Her Own Ideas

Everything makes me think of boobs.

Are too.

Ah yes, @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus 's famous "Stinky Finger" hug.

Let me know if you find a Taco Bell that doesn't make you shit your bed. For now I'm just changing the sheets…gee, isn't sharing food tips fun?

I like red wine, but can't stand red red wine.

Did you stop to take a breath? If so, the not throwing up part's not as impressive.

How, though, do you get a martini into the white tuxedo?