Off-the-charts look? She's a horseface. Don't know what Matthew Broderick sees in her.

Screw more, talk less. Problem solved.

Does Major League Baseball make you think of My Litlle Brony?

Having sex with me would make her feel better. One of her friends needs to send this to her.

Moral of the Story:  Them people shouldn't ought to have been Commanists.

Cincinatti's done more to harm Bengal tigers than anything else.

I fail to see how focusing on one type of animal invalidates any part of the conceit of this movie. Is D'Angelo saying that if you can't make a movie that is totally ecumenical about zoo-related animal suffering then don't make one at all? That's ridiculous. This is a single-subject documentary and as such I want to…

I read they've stopped feeding the orcas iced tea and Skittles for that very reason.

Wel he's been "whereabouts unknown" for a whole book now, so maybe Miller brings him back as a Red Priest who can shapeshift into an Orca?

Orcacane!

El Dan:  Eating that Mofo

I always cry when I get a boner…

Keep in mind that not being with anybody is better than being in a bad relationship. You're empty now, and that's hard. But you're not being forced to walk through Hell everyday.

Yeah, good ole HW. He was a man's man who did it his way.

It probably says something about our country that I don't believe you Todd. Not because I think you're dishonest, but because I don't think that's actually possible.

Related to but completely separate from The Friend Zone: falling in love with a good friend. Incredibly beautiful when it happens to both. Incredibly painful when it happens to just one.

The reason for most of the bitterness and snide sarcasm of the name is the inherent maniuplation that @avclub-97d6c074b974838257db17a02f8784c4:disqus referred to. Guys find themselves trapped in"The Friend Zone" because a girl who knows he's attracted to them cynically uses that to get something she wants. The reason…

She's Bon Scott's illegitimate daugher.

I know about doing the alphabet when I'm doing something else, but that's a new one.

Damn she was a shitty lay, huh?