Ahhh…nothing more heartwarming than the story of a boy and his first psycho.

And amazingly short!

Finally we get some boobs in one of these fucking stories!

"Chauffeured" huh? Is that what they're calling it these days?

Not long after I graduated, I saw the friend of a girl I had had a big crush on all through college. I asked how she was doing and the friend told me she had just gotten engaged. I murmured something to effect of asking her to convey my disappointed best wishes. Her friend then turned at looked at me and said, "you…

Don't have kids.

Yes, but only The Grand Illusion through (Corn)erstone.

If you're saying the message is that nothing good happens when you listen to Styx, then I agree.

I have often wondered what having a guidance counselor would have been like…

Like the one where he gets hit on the head by the moose, right?

FWIW, I was always under the impression that Nick's dad knocked him around a bit - but I had a dad like that so maybe I'm either more hip to the signs or I'm projecting.

For the record, I'm from Gainesville and have been an AM! fan for many years (and one that loves New Wave and White Crosses). Tom was always super cool/gracious to me and I'm happy as hell for Laura. Lookin' forward to True Trans.

Can it be in Gainesville? That way I can go home and see my mom AND we can invite Laura!

Well Esperanza's approach of making kick ass records is the right way to go about it.

Against Me! is now one of the few bands that has a female lead singer that has beat the shit out of a guy in a bar that was deriding her band for selling out. The fact that it was in this hellhole of a town I live in was a bonus.

Ah…no money shot.

That's funny. I don't remember them having a female lead singer…

The next Palin documentary better have more than just the hallmarks of hardcore porn if she wants me to see it.

What a confusing review. First he says it "has all the hallmarks of hardcore porn," and then doesn't give it an A? It's gotta be one or the other Iggy.

The Big Red Dog?