No shit. Didn't anybody see that documentary They Live?

Or Monster Magnet.

Does "Rock Star" count?

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Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Weight: 110
Disposition: Even
Mood Code: Rotary Adjustable

You can't fool us Sir Nose D'Void of Funk. We're hip to your funkentelechy. You know you can't hide your lack of supergroovalisticprosifunkstication from the Star Child. Seven-up.

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time, for y'all have knocked her up. I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe. I was not offended for I knew I had to rise above it all…or drown in my own shit.

…or deeper still, the Mothership Connection…coming to you directly from the Mothership…top of the Chocolate Milky Way, 500,000 kilowatts of P.Funk-power.
So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums.

High school sucked for me. I was a bit of a nerd and worked in the school store. One day my sophomore year a kid named Buddy Revell transferred in. Everybody was talking about him, he was huge and mean looking and the rumor mill had it that he had been in juvie because he had punched a teacher at his previous…

Grunge is actually a type of fabric.

Boy, we're really stretching the definition of the word "hit" here, aren't we?

I actually still listen to "Cheating at Solitaire"

So dudes from Orlando are really into Social Distortion? Huh. Didn't see Lance Bass as a big SD fan.

Do henna tats count?

Progenitors? Hell, they invented it!!

I am, and always be, a first wave guy. Not just because all the bands were better but because of what hardcore was to us. A lot of younger punks don't understand how much anger there was to go around for young people in the the 80s. The hippies had grown up and sold us all out:  the Reaganization of America, the huge…

I most certainly did not dance. Then everytime I heard the song I would sexpostulate, "Not everybody fucker!"

South America is a real place? I thought it was just a legend invented to scare small children. Like Akron.

Not as good as Journey/Loverboy/REO Speedwagon at the Tangerine Bowl!!

Dude, the preferred nomenclature is "hoge." As In "I just took a really cool hoge."**

Shit, a 67 GPA, even on a 6.0 scale, is pretty fucking good Warren.