Them or Frito-lay…

And the "Reverse Carlisle"

Her mother would say that all morning sickness was about the incubation of Annabeth Gish.

Fuck all y'all, I loved his last album How Do You Do?.

…and every episode of Cougar Town is named after a Tom Petty song. I know this because I'm from Gainesville and my sister once rented a house from Tom's brother Bruce, so it's like we're practically related.

The Confederacy of Slaughterhouse:  Five Dunces

You're a good chaotic neutral archmage to that boy…

Well, they say you never forget your first Oogielove…

I'll take Star Trek Into Darkness: No Colon over Iron Man 3

Really, though, shouldn't World War Z have been a Mel Brooks movie?

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

The best action movies don't have Vin Diesel in them.

I thought Oogieloves was this year's Oogieloves?

I thought Karl Hungus did that to her…

A Pacific Rim Job?

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?

Sometimes we forget there actually is a deus in the machina.

What kind of Monte Carlo? Ohhh…the Chevy Monte Carlo.

Yeah that really unnerved me at the time. I remember being impressed that it got to me - the jaded movie cynic - so viscerally.

His raging PTSD would probably make it a little more interesting than that…