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That's just an afternoon though. To qualify it would have to be a triple bill with Dog Day Morning and Dog Day Lunch.

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus  the only proper response would have been to hit him with an axe handle.

I thought Andrea Powell was the bright spot in the last Twilight movie.

It's a shitty rip-off of Angel Heart.

There you have it folks…The Devil's Advocate takes place in Yoda's ass! Down deep, didn't we all suspect that?

I thought it was a great pitch for doing fucktons of coke.

Vera Farmiga, Source Code

Caulk? That's random…

And he became a great actor the year after that with Three Kings which is still criminally underrated.

Well, if you remember, they pumped like 80 billion dollars into marketing before it even opened. I finally caved, thinking "if I go see it will you get out of my brain?"

And, tho it's not widely know, Hamm can actually fly.

"You'll believe a man can fly."

That's because Bill Bixby was both a Magician and a fellow Phi - and hence wicked awesome like me.

Purely predictable tho @avclub-90248d0a98105fa534cf2b0696ddd12f:disqus . Hipsters gonna hate on anything popular to show us rubes how much more refined their sensibilities are than ours.

So you're saying Willow Ufgood had Madmartigan put on a Batman mask? No wonder she couldn't guess…

Gary Oldman in The Professional, or The Fifth Element, or…

We all like him more in that role than his performance warranted because he died. Audience wish fulfillment does not equal a good performance.

I took it that time flowed differently on Krypton. The gravitational differences alone would have required a relativistic differential…

Thanks for reminding me…I've been wanting to read the Whitey Bulger book. Been also considering Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore - what did you think of that one? Sounds like it might be a bit twee…

I thought that's how you wanted to talk.