Oh, so @avclub-1f93a5d50953fac07d7e6f54827ce9bc:disqus , you must be from my hometown. Oh well, if it wasn't for those book burnings I never would have knowed that the Canterbury Tales were written by the debil!

I tried to buy David Foster Wallace in 2006. But I got suspicious when they wouldn't sell me a 10-year replacement plan.

For fuckssakes, graphic novels are not books! No more so than comic books are graphic novels.

Wow a Laurie Anderson gimmick poster is hating on a guy for hating on hipsters?? That's so meta it makes my performance art hurt.

Here's the difference between Kevin Hart and Dane Cook:  Kevin tells jokes…an overwhelming number of which are quite funny. Many are damn funny. Cook's act is just an invitation to suck his dick.

Or you can ask the question I always put it to my Mormon friends growing up: If Jesus came to the New World after his resurrection, what went wrong? Did he lose his fastball?

Who'll play Ringam "Clit Nose" Yam?

No Joseph! Don't fuck the baby!

It's sad, but this is probably the most interesting thing she's done since Out of Sight.

My policy:  The more they pay, the less I check.

Fuck, Leonard already gave TP's next album a C-…

…and prances.

Because in Okinawa, honor very serious Daniel-san.

I had a friend who thought "Paperback Writer" was "Take the Back Right Turn"

He apparently was not gifted with a decent graphic artist to whom he could turn for an album cover that did not look like it was made by a five year old.

Or "Infatuation" era Rod Stewart.

Or Peter Cetera.

Because he should've been gone.

Should've been gone.

Excuse me, but is this the train to Desert Moon?