Would you say that to Tom Petty?

Kim says under no circumstances to let him finish.

Shit man, I think the new VW album is fun as shit (at least the kind of shit that's super fun). Hard to get much more shitty fun than "Diane Young" and "Finger Back."

I thought hell is for children?

Sorry guys, but this all caps shit just makes it look like ZMF recorded his first rap album.

Neither has any Kris Humphries in it?

*Yawn*

The aliens correctly concluded that people on the coasts deserved to die first.

I would read the fuck out of a novel where a character of any age saved the world from bullshit.

Is that where the Drowned God lives?

Life would be so much easier if kids were stupid. But, alas…

Ayn Rand wrote SA novels.

This review makes me ask:  When the fuck is Lev Grossman gonna finish up the Magicians triology??

O'Charley's is not in the Pyramid of Greatness. Probably serve skim milk.

No offense, but what's wrong with a bowl of watered-down melted cheese with french fries in it? I'd be all over that shit.

So roofies are creepy now?

Definitely looks flair friendly.

Point of clarification:  South Florida is part of the Northeast.

Laverne and Shirley was infurating to me as a kid, because it was like two show: One I loved (The Lenny and Squiggy Show) and one I hated (Laverne and Shirley and Carmine Fucking Raguza). It sucked so bad to have to watch Cindy Williams and Penny Marshall do the same three jokes over and over. Milk and Pepsi! Woo Hoo!

Well, it's not like you can fingerprint vomit.