You know, the Barenaked Ladies' career just hasn't been the same since he got out of bed.

You're dangerously drunk? I have the most pleasant mental picture of you knifing the first guy to criticize your presentation.

postcoital discharge from a five year old

*crickets chirping*

It smells like a beard.

Yeah, well I fucking love his album so I'm gonna complain like fuck about him not coming to Florida. Well the last of Florida's gonna be sold off soon and then it'll be gone. How will Father John Misty feel then, huh?

You can call me Nancy from now on.

Rick Astley?

@avclub-ca4fc44a59d0201cc7d4f760153cb00c:disqus , that's the only reason anybody ever bought one.

Billy Zune. They're big Titonic fans.

cat twinking? that's sik man

"Someone explain the inside joke to the dumbass with a dick on his face?"

For fuck's sake could you move Owen? Cuz all I can see in the monitor is the reflection of that fucked-up schnozz of yours…

Ahead of his time, he was!

or "Dear Sperm Donor"

As someone who memorized "Prufrock" in college (and have a recording of Eliot reading it on his iPod) I loved that answer.

The solo from Derek and the Domino's version of "Have You Ever Loved a Woman," Little Walter's "Juke" and  the entirety of John Ashbery's "A Picture of Little J. A. in a Prospect of Flowers."

"The gangs of LA will never die
Just multiply…d'oh!"

That was a typo and you know it! You really meant to ask how's everyone's gay doing didn't you?

I think he's fucking brilliant.