Who the fuck is screening his scripts for him? Does he just go through a stack until he can look up and say, "hey, here's one shitty enough!"

It must be at least decent…I read that Owen Wilson practically killed himself trying to get this role.

Wait I just got it! That was great @avclub-c02b1e8c39e84057c1a17d0eea9c8bba:disqus !

Move to New York and rename your band Carmelo.

Shanahan looked like he was one knee injury away from playing in the Superbowl with a rookie QB and rookie RB. I'd call that something.

Duffman lives in eternal hope that ole One Arm can match Tim Tebow's playoff win total this year…

You may be thinking of everybody's favorite fuck up Lenny Dykstra.

Or they would totally suck without a guy named Terrell Davis in the band…

Why? Those Browns play in Baltimore now.

What's shakin' Norm?

U know that Josh Modell's real name is "Carlos Estevez" right?

One time I was in a car with my Mom and we saw some guy from the Sideburn State that had the license plate "KING O FROD" and his arm was waaayyy out the window. She was appropriately respectful.

What 'spunk?

I would like to make it clear that I've forgotten more economics than Hipster has ever learned.

I'm pretty sure it's an homage to Dean Friedman's 1977 classic hit.


"Way on the other siiiide of the Husdon, deep in the busom of suburbia…"

Go to the International Sex Museum in Amsterdam. They've got the whole story.

My Dad was lifelong friends and hunting buddies with Kenny, and if you think that my father would be that close to an obscene, alcoholic rascist then you're sadly…

Or "Ironhead"

No, if you named your band after John Elway your name would be Horse Teeth.

Only if you build someone up by using pieces of the person you're tearing down…