Puzzles are tight, the big regulation sized ones.

Mike Jones is ill.

Jerkoff

man, that guy is pissed.

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I like my women big and lumpy like a pillow. a fat sweaty selick loving pillow.

I'm gonna go see this because He seems like a real nice guy.

50% off Dwayne wayne clip-ons?

agreed on the 3d for videogames. Ever see Captain EO at Disneyland though? Scared the shit out of 13- yr old me. crazy monster lady all dancing with her nails clawing at your face or whatever. Yikes!

Eh, I guess as long as people are buying, certain shticky writers will stick around. Haven't read this one yet or many of these types of books. Just read Marya Hornbacher's Madness though and I'd highly recommend it. Maybe a little More fearless and authentic.

Good old shamwow guy! I'd like to buy him a beer and then spill it on him.

Nana happens to be in the hospital in Coachella.

Let's not forget his new sitcom Buffoonery. I watched a little snippet of one of the episodes and was all like, "?….!"

#$%&$^*!

If by Smithra, you mean Robert smith's titties. his sweet sweet pale boobies.

Don't get me started on Shepard Farley…

I know, why'd they replace Robert Smith with that pudgy guy?

Gotcha-Gotcha-Gotcha…Toast!Toast!Toast!

band sin is the eighth and deadliest.

Chupa Mi Verga.