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Al roker is just Bizarre. I don't understand why Conan's always letting that weirdo stink up his show.

This is Horseshit!

I for one, second your big ups to Rourke's magnetic charisma. A wise and interesting career choice in my book. RAM JAM!

say it to his face and consider yourself Ram Jammed! Seriously though, what's the deal with that bottom lip?

I'd pay to see mickey in a top gun remake. What I'd really like to see is a short film about closeup's of his face.

HEYOOO…oh…

More like Fat One, heh… Hey Homo! How well do you know that man?… I get the feeling that aztec talking devil wielding man is you.

"I sexing things that are great"

;)

Woman, Woa-Man, WOOOAAH-MAN!

I think I'm remembering it wrong, but isn't there a part where the retarded kid lights a firework in his ass or something? whatever it was I really did like this movie. Mary Lynn Rajskub looks pretty in it.

My racist drink of choice while dominating the city or hanging in the quad is Moet.

Cosmic Dancer by T-rex. Fuckin love that song. I think it's about reincarnation, sort of. "the womb to the tomb & do it over again", I'm paraphrasing, but y'know. Listen and die!YAY!

Just jiggle the wires a little and you should be fine. if that doesn't work y'gotta flush out the motherboard database system tubes on your mainframe nodules. I know it sounds tuff, but it's not that bad. took me about 4 or 5 hours.

She's all morbidly obese from the neck down.. what up Barko! Lets do some drugs together..

Heh, Dad rock…Animal collective annoyed me at first, and then I came back and listened to them on the weed and was slightly intrigued. And now I think I need this new album in my life. Thank you computer! And thank you too Weed!

Down with the destruction of zeitgeist Dada Comments!

Magical Johnson.

some Gangster shit.

oh come on pooper! I actually ran across the last half of delirious on cable at mom's house recently and loved it. Shame I didn't really expect it to be all that great and just wait to watch it in it's entirety.