I misallocate
the number of syllables
in your haiku

ninja predictions:
jannette benning stuns
wins best female acting lead
the kids are all right

kelly osborne
flat-out terrible
not sure if she can salvage…
bite head off of dove?

ninja predictions:
the social network
beats, in a mild upset
the king's speech (best pic)

rand's ideas can't work
outside of the fantasy
world in her novels.

an excess of words
to express a simple thought:
you just don't like Dick.

ninja pissed
can't fucking believe
that show sold out so quickly
this is some bullshit

striving for wit
in 5-7-5 structure
my raison d'etre

in order to cope
the ad agency
should consider attending
groupon therapy

ninja gives it a try
oh you like fish tails?
i was into them before
they were even cool

finally…
after all these years
they've finished a storyline
from ASM 1

what the fuck are you
doing with a portrait of
timothy riggins

I'm still waiting for
the MMORPG
of Ninja Gaiden

Jurassic Park III
It was little-loved
and yet, of the three films
has aged pretty well

this ninja…
shuts eyes and shakes head
at Rosemary's support of
Roman Polanski

Dragonlance Chronicles
Fantasy novels
based on 80s RPGs
have not worn so well.

Alexander Proyas
Went from the Crow to
Dark City… to I Rob0t,
then fucking Knowing.

repeated fail comes
from inexperience and
excessive caffeine.

when this ninja first saw the trailer
i thought it would suck.
but this positive review
makes me think again.

when this ninja first saw the trailer
assumed it would suck.
but with this review i might
watch it with a date.