if this gets greenlit before
ninja gaiden I'll
assassinate rovio
with shuriken app

…
not fan of T.L.
yet am receptive to jokes
at Greenday's expense

from Mad About You
to an unearned Oscar for
As Good As it Gets

…
this ninja once quit
a telemarketing job
on april fool's day

this ninja suggests
a 20s spent surviving
every vice you can

ready to roll out!
nuclear launch detected…
attack formation.

i was oddly moved
in the hotel scene, where Sun
unbuttoned her shirt.

this ninja suspects
kate-jack-sawyer crap helped keep
the show alive this long

ironic ninjas:
doomed to be dissatisfied
RichardD is right.

Faith of our Fathers.
good short story that could be
stretched out to a film.

ninja has soft spot for female SNL cast
i'm interested
to see if Kristen Wiig can
carry her own film

…
recall one summer
my brother and i tried to
watch his four star flicks

Did Ormond ever
have a Rushmore or Sixth Sense?
….Legends of the Fall?

since Rushmore's last song
I've put The Faces on all
mix tapes to females

Just saw this
review was spot on
light but deep, easy but smart
two hours well spent

1962
was spidey's first appearance
but not first issue

when not financed, find alternatives
shot film in same spots
where he did advertisements
to save some money

The Pai Mei Sequence
works as parody
of mountaintop training scenes
and as warm homage

where there are swordfights
severed limbs, scalps, and knives thrown
this ninja does care

One complaint, before all others
Ninjas are in this
defeated with too much ease
disgusted, disgraced