…
A terrible film
stunk like the droppings of a snake
ninjas deserve more

this ninja assumed
they were aware of the gaze
before they were cast

silent assassin
serves as double entendre
for this ninja stud

Come on, people
A certain ninja
throws windmill shurikens and
knows NINJA MAGIC.

alter egos on
the av club comment board
a dime a dozen

Disgrace almost drove
this ninja to plunge a sword
in his abdomen

Channing Tatum
I sense a remake
of American Ninja
in his sad future

your kind forebearance
is pleasing to this ninja's
jaded, deadly eyes

…
not much of a fan
but was charming in clueless
and king of the hill

some shurikens would
end the craving of the Douche
for enchiritos.

although i approve
taco's digestive speed
prefer Chipotle

Another minor theme of the film:
Let the right one in
takes an unusual look
at fraternity

you impersonate
a hipster douchebag indeed
a strawman he is

Two Good Things
an intervention
singable in the backseat
for haiti, some help.