Good God, I shouldn't be reading this at work but I can't help myself.

Good God, I shouldn't be reading this at work but I can't help myself.

Even though they're variably my favorite band right now, I can sympathize, given how I really dislike the majority of stuff that gets trumpeted around here these days (OFF MY LAWN, etc.).

(Aesop Rock + El-P)^(Cannibal Ox) > …something

Apply for grad school in the sciences, but at a mid-tier school. You'll meet lots of Ben's Wyatt.

Apply for grad school in the sciences, but at a mid-tier school. You'll meet lots of Ben's Wyatt.

This is exactly how I describe it to people. For some reason, hexagons and vaguely fantasy-themes make people afraid of it.

This is exactly how I describe it to people. For some reason, hexagons and vaguely fantasy-themes make people afraid of it.

This is the first I'd heard that Settlers is considered a "nerd" thing. Pretty much everyone I know who has played it has enjoyed it, insofar as they enjoy playing board games in general.

This is the first I'd heard that Settlers is considered a "nerd" thing. Pretty much everyone I know who has played it has enjoyed it, insofar as they enjoy playing board games in general.

Well, shit. Thank you all for killing any enthusiasm I had for seeing this.

I finally get to find out what the big goddamn deal with Adventure Time is.

You mean "5/2 Men"?

If you're an adult who sincerely* judges others/identifies yourself based on junior-high social classes, you're not a very mature adult, IMO.

If you're an adult who sincerely* judges others/identifies yourself based on junior-high social classes, you're not a very mature adult, IMO.

I spent much of the weekend watching Star Wars collection with the girlfriend (who, it turns out, can quote the original trilogy front to back and put me to shame - she is great) and found ourselves asking all these questions. Ultimately, we decided, a wizard did it.

I will always vote for football in the groin, because while Bob's Burgers has heart, Football in the Groin has a football in the groin.

If it's wrong to be disgusted by an old man's butt in your face, then…what was I talking about?

I was expecting a "getting yourself clean" reference/joke, but I'm glad they went with the simpler, sillier one.