Obviously not.

Obviously not.

I actually thought it was a pretty awful Paul Stanley imitation.

I actually thought it was a pretty awful Paul Stanley imitation.

"Barely-intestined" is more of a Cannibal Corpse thing.

"Barely-intestined" is more of a Cannibal Corpse thing.

Exactly. I didn't get the sense that Wurster hates the entire KISS ouevre (a term which may be giving their collected works a bit too much credit, but I digress…), just that this song is sooo egregiously terrible it gets special mention.

Exactly. I didn't get the sense that Wurster hates the entire KISS ouevre (a term which may be giving their collected works a bit too much credit, but I digress…), just that this song is sooo egregiously terrible it gets special mention.

Rocket from the Crypt should have cured that affliction.

Rocket from the Crypt should have cured that affliction.

They never quite specify. IIRC the chorus is "Lick it up, lick it up; it's only right now!; lick it up, lick it up, oooh ooooh oh" (there might be a few "c'mon c'mon"s in there too)

They never quite specify. IIRC the chorus is "Lick it up, lick it up; it's only right now!; lick it up, lick it up, oooh ooooh oh" (there might be a few "c'mon c'mon"s in there too)

"I can't stand that Jeff Buckley pussy" - Shaggy 2 Dope

"I can't stand that Jeff Buckley pussy" - Shaggy 2 Dope

At that price, it is a STEAL.

At that price, it is a STEAL.

Yeah, the "merkin" discussion hooked me in, but Gershon comes across as a really smart and interesting person who'd be a blast to hang out with.

Yeah, the "merkin" discussion hooked me in, but Gershon comes across as a really smart and interesting person who'd be a blast to hang out with.

I kinda took from her comments that she felt Berkley got exploited. But I could be wrong.

I kinda took from her comments that she felt Berkley got exploited. But I could be wrong.