"Do you like water, Jon?"

I tend to think that Jimi Hendrix and Duane Allman have the guitar spots pretty much locked up in the Dead Rock Stars band.

I tend to think that Jimi Hendrix and Duane Allman have the guitar spots pretty much locked up in the Dead Rock Stars band.

I was at a wedding in the 80s (a fact which will be obvious momentarily) where Def Leppard's "Love Bites" was the first dance song.

I was at a wedding in the 80s (a fact which will be obvious momentarily) where Def Leppard's "Love Bites" was the first dance song.

Well, we haven't seen Hamms dong in 20 movies. With Ewan, you have an idea what you're getting into.

Well, we haven't seen Hamms dong in 20 movies. With Ewan, you have an idea what you're getting into.

Sex with crazy women is THE BEST. It's up to the individual to decide if the awesome sex is worth the slashed tires/rape allegations/etc.

Sex with crazy women is THE BEST. It's up to the individual to decide if the awesome sex is worth the slashed tires/rape allegations/etc.

Apropos of nothing, "Just Can't Get Enough" got my all-time favorite review - reportedly the reviewer simply wrote "I did. You will."

Apropos of nothing, "Just Can't Get Enough" got my all-time favorite review - reportedly the reviewer simply wrote "I did. You will."

You guys obviously know/care a shit-ton more about Shakespeare than I do.

You guys obviously know/care a shit-ton more about Shakespeare than I do.

"…an' gimme an' da boys a pair o'dem shoes"

"…an' gimme an' da boys a pair o'dem shoes"

Yeah, that was part of the gag - "it's not English, it's not Irish, it's just….PIKEY"

Yeah, that was part of the gag - "it's not English, it's not Irish, it's just….PIKEY"

I always thought Keaton in Much Ado… was comedic brilliance, and assumed that the hilarity in that movie was the basis for the "Keaton as Jack Sparrow" rumors.

I always thought Keaton in Much Ado… was comedic brilliance, and assumed that the hilarity in that movie was the basis for the "Keaton as Jack Sparrow" rumors.

No shit - Dr Gonzo is at best Del Toro's 2nd-least intelligible role.