No shit - Dr Gonzo is at best Del Toro's 2nd-least intelligible role.

I'll thank you in advance to refer to him as Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew!'s Scott Shaw! forthwith.

I'll thank you in advance to refer to him as Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew!'s Scott Shaw! forthwith.

Rugby IS easy to understand - team with the most large, angry, bleeding caucasians wins, right?

Rugby IS easy to understand - team with the most large, angry, bleeding caucasians wins, right?

I don't like the idea that my yearly income is 1/10 Frazettas. 

I don't like the idea that my yearly income is 1/10 Frazettas. 

Dopes to Infinity (just because I love Monster Magnet)

Dopes to Infinity (just because I love Monster Magnet)

That mental image is hilarious and horrifying at the same time.

That mental image is hilarious and horrifying at the same time.

But it don't got a beat, ya can't dance to it. 

But it don't got a beat, ya can't dance to it. 

Yeah, some kids will have their hair and eyes darken as they age.

Yeah, some kids will have their hair and eyes darken as they age.

I'd be more angry if you weren't after me to sleep with me.

I'd be more angry if you weren't after me to sleep with me.

"I would like to be your friend" SEEMS to be a very simple idea, but to an extent, you're kinda putting yourself out there for rejection. So it CAN be hard - I think that was where the hesitancy came from - primarily, I understand it's kinda hard to say "um, I really like you and wanna hang out, but I'm not gay"…

"I would like to be your friend" SEEMS to be a very simple idea, but to an extent, you're kinda putting yourself out there for rejection. So it CAN be hard - I think that was where the hesitancy came from - primarily, I understand it's kinda hard to say "um, I really like you and wanna hang out, but I'm not gay"…

Phonetically I think it would be along the lines of "THOOOPER!"