Skid Row don't quite lump in that easily with the "hair" label for me. Slave is verging on metal (though SR are undeniably a hard rock band) and Subhuman Race is criminally underheard.

Captain Oblivous - RJD = not hair metal ALSO

Accept were not "hair metal" GAWD

bcfred - that was the Oak Ridge Boys' "Elvira" :hangsheadinshame:

YOU LIE

I am going to attempt to approximate this:

You are now in the 1% of most awesomest peoples ever.

Oh no, is YMMV a meme now? Shit, that's one of my go-to phrases.

If you are familiar with classic rock radio, I guarantee you've hear "Oh Well" you just never in a million years would have known it was Mac unless the DJ said so…

To second Random's endorsement - if you think Era Vulgaris is good sleazy fun, it's PG-13 to the EoDM hard R.

I am sad to admit I haven't hear the s/t debut from QotSA, but I'd agree that Rated R is the most SftD-like of the rest of their stuff.

There's nothing wrong with their s/t debut, but man do I love The Dark.

Metal-wise I think I prefer the slightly less ambitious High On Fire to Mastodon - Matt Pike's vocals sound kind like Lemmy with strep throat.

I prefer to think of him as the aquatic version of Stacia from Hawkwind.

You should have screamed "DUBBING IS AN ABOMINATION" into their faces until they cried.

I don't understand what the fuck you're saying yet somehow I agree completely.

Yes, I meant VH1 Classic - which still has periods of actual music programming and some decent music-oriented shows to its name.

IIRC it was that Lange had signed a one-year contract and wasn't bound to return.

No kidding - I am assuming in a similar situation, I'd be saying "hey, let's discuss this in another room, them getting their freak on right in front of us is too distracting."

1) I am going to assume Ben did not actually go for penetration because he's merely a terrible psychiatrist, not a rapist. 
2) One was a man, one was a woman - they were the psychos who broke in in ep 2 and tried to re-enact the nurse murders
5) Eh. What I'd PREFER is to move on to other stories and maybe check back in…