I saw it once. That was twice as many I should have.

It's relatively easy to get them mixed up given that they're both pretty and English.

And that movie…was "Tootsie."

I worked at a Waldenbooks right around the turn of the millenium, in Everett, Washington, which included Naval Base Everett. A couple of destroyers made their home there. When one of the ships was going to leave port, or just returned, we would get a bunch of Navy guys in, and they LOVED Maxim. One explained to me…

Plus Karen isn't always bubbling over with good judgement, as evidenced by that fact that she broke into the house of a psychotic killing machine, at night, without informing her only two friends in the world who also happen to be her legal team.

I always knew he was a regular guy.

My wife actually just found a copy of I Love Toy Trains (which is NOT, despite what you might conclude, a VH1 production) for our 3-year old Thomas-obsessed spawnling.

It's OK, we know you lost your head. It's shameful, really.

Alice in Chains "really any of their songs"

Was that Kristen Schall at the end?

Damn, woman.

I'm waiting for the inevitable porn parody, "Bangazhi: This Ain't A Fake Scandal Engineered to Gain Political Capital!"

Flat Earth chips
But…but…I really like Flat Earth chips. At least the apple-cinnamon ones that I can't seem to find anywhere anymore which is good because I can eat an entire freaking bag at once and suffer mightily for it later.

Terrible first date
This was sophomore or junior year of high school. I had spent a fair amount of time that year flirting with a girl named Margaret in gym class and finally asked her out near the end of the year. I got awkward about it and asked my buddy Paul if he'd do a double date with his girlfriend Allison. …